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9:26pm July 22, 2014

aminaabramovic:

The most dangerous types of alcohol are the ones that taste like juice so you don’t know when to stop until it’s too damn late

9:25pm July 22, 2014
9:25pm July 22, 2014

moonplata:

I refuse to believe this is not canon

doodle genderbender dorks

9:20pm July 22, 2014

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

cordialarchitect:

terradatassup:

reblogthings:

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Is that a dishwasher?

no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…

9:17pm July 22, 2014
aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

9:13pm July 22, 2014
9:12pm July 22, 2014

luckypurpleclouds:

bellecosby:

deznaomi:

dynastylnoire:

diaryofabaglady:

latestbutgreatest:

troubledworlddistortedmind:

wazzamchelle:

So you mean to tell me I don’t have to wait 8 long hours no more?

^right, like this makes me really happy

Whaaaaat TF 😳😳

the future is now

it’s at wig-parlor.com

OHMYGOD I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

what a fucking time to be alive

This changes the WHOLE game yo.!!!

9:10pm July 22, 2014

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

9:10pm July 22, 2014

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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9:09pm July 22, 2014

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image